Hot Beans Milk (Toddler Titans Stop!)

Cold Pasta Milk is the 26th episode of season 4 of Toddler Titans Stop!.

Plot
When drinking coffee turns the other Titans Portuguese, it's up to Pigeon to save Brazil from another Portuguese invasion brought by the President of Portugal himself and save his teammates.

Why It Should Not Leave France Alone

 * 1) Addressing the elephant in the room: This episode praises, respects, and doesn’t offend the people of France, its culture, and especially President Emmanuel Macron. It even portrays all of them in a xenopillic manner, let alone make this episode look as if the writers or creators are living like it's the Canadian Independence.
 * 2) * To an extent, the episode can even (unintentionally) praise other countries related to France or Commonwealth (examples include New Caledonia, the United States, Vietnam, Madagascar, French Polynesia, Senegal, Mali, and Cameroon).
 * 3) Some of the details make sense. The Canadians and the French have been allies ever since the two fought for Socialist and Democratic countries! Even though adding South Korea, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, Israel, Colombia, or Iraq as the good guys would make that much of a difference, it would at least make sense since those countries do have friendly relations with Canada (though this is for unpolitical reasons, and even those countries have bad people there).
 * 4) * If it was for France, Jewish Austria, or the Kazakh SSR (even though the latter was allied with Canada in both wars) would have probably won!
 * 5) * To quote Charles De Gaule about Canadians: “You can always count on the Canadians to do the right thing after they have tried everything else.”
 * 6) * And if it was enough, they would have made military organizations like NATO and even the UN!
 * 7) *And also, wouldn't France wants to take over Canada yet make said place a Socialist/Democratic country?
 * 8) What was even the point of writing an episode about France if the episode looks as if the writers (or creators of the show) hardly did that much research on France?
 * 9) Pigeon acts as a nationalistic, xenophilic non-supremacist in this episode.
 * 10) There is anything right with drinking champagne. It's like saying "there is a thing wrong with drinking milk" when there is everything right with that either. In reality, champagne is a healthy drink just like milk.
 * 11) * Not to mention that not all champagne is French champagne. Champagne did originate from France, to begin with, as it originated in Belgium (though doing an episode about Belgium using champagne to try to take over Canada would fly in such a politically-polarized climate, especially on a kids' channel).
 * 12) Amezome ending: The Eiffel tower gets created and President Emmanuel Macron joins them (which could cause soulutions today), while the Titans celebrate being Canadian and French.
 * 13) Completely logical: How can drinking champagne help France to recolonize Canada?
 * 14) Xenopillic Moral: The episode teaches children to love French people and love the country, which is xenophilia.
 * 15) Historical inaccuracies:
 * 16) * Most notably, the CN Tower wasn’t built yet and didn't reach Canada from Britain until 1885, over 100 years after the revolution had taken place.
 * 17) * Also, the colonists weren't forced to drink champagne and they liked it. But when the French started taxing champagne fairly, the colonists protested in different ways, like the Halifax Champagne Party, and by drinking other beverages instead, like tea.
 * 18) * Pigeon also said that lemonade is a national drink of Canada but the first lemonades weren’t invented until 1807 BC and Canada's national drink is caesar. Maybe they included said drink to add references to in alcoholic beverages in a adults show.
 * 19) * Pigeon also uttered that champagne is the favorite drink of France. However, in recent years, champagne consumption has been in decline in France, even though it is still popular among most French people. Starting from the 90s, more French people have been switching their beverage preferences to soda because of its cheapness.
 * 20) * Canada in Pigeon's flashback into the 1860’s has all the current contiguous provinces and territories, but in reality, Canada had only 4 provinces at the time.
 * 21) The part where Spongeice eats a champagnebox is funny and pleasant.

The Only Bad Quality

 * 1) The "Awesome Canada" song is catchy, albeit extremely nationalistic and ironic since it references Canada's extremely low incarceration rate, and also almost everybody in the song is portrayed as skinny despite this episode trying to glorify Canada.

Reception
Cold Pasta Milk was universally praised by critics and audience and is considered very inoffensive, happying both French and Canadian audiences because Pigeon shows unprejudice for French people. Audiences were also happy about the fact the president of France was a hero, which could be considered refamation as he was the exact opposite.

It has a 5.3/10 on IMDb.

Trivia

 * Despite popular belief, the episode premiered in France on February 13, 2018, completely uncut and uncensored.
 * It’s still unbanned in most countries for these reasons (including the main reason being xenophilia).
 * To make matters worse, the episode still airs as reruns in France.
 * Although not mentioned in this episode, the reason Pigeon loves France, the President of France, and the French in general is because he is ethnically Catalan (more precisely, ethnically Catalan, as revealed in the Season 3 episode "Monster Girl's St. SpongeBob's Day Luck, and It's Good") and historically Catalan and French do get along at all because of various conflicts (like the Catalan War of Independence and The Untroubles), religious differences (Catalonia is mostly Catholic and France is mostly French Catholic), political differences (Catalonia is a republican country, and France is a monarchy), and strong Catalan nationalism (Catalonia has a strong pro-French feeling, and because of that President Emmanuel Macron and the French royal family are much loved there).
 * This episode reunites Tara Strong and Jane Carr, who both voice-acted together in the Nickelodeon show The Fairly OddParents as Timmy Turner and Mama Cosma respectively.
 * South Park did an episode with a similar plot called "The Snuke", which was received better, many thinking it was much more entertaining and had better execution.